Showing posts with label A story for children and ladies alike.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A story for children and ladies alike.. Show all posts

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Alice Isabella and the Harley.



While the Quilt Policeman was tied up in the big roll of batting  the leaders of the group, grabbed the keys to the jail door off the hook on the wall and unlocked the big padlock.

Alice Isabella squealed in delight.... 

The door “sqeeched” open...... “eeeerk”

She was so excited she almost fell out the door...

Those Batting babes had it all worked out.... how clever were they.

They bustled her out the door of the Quilt Station.

“Vroom, Vroom” there was a loud roar and Alice looked up to see a huge  motor bike coming around the corner... it screeched to a halt and Batting Babe “Beulah the baster” swung her rather large leather clad leg over the tank of the bike....

It was a bit hard to tell just who she was really, she was clad in quilted leather, big black glasses, orange leather gloves and boots and on her helmet she had her name “Beulah the baster” painted with wings on the side.

Scary Mary.

Now Alice had never been on a motor bike... “they are just too dangerous”... she always said......but she really had no choice.....
“Get on Lovely” said Beulah, and Alice found herself lifted by a dozen hands onto the back of the bike....a helmet was placed on her head and tied under her chin.

“Oh my” she said.... I can’t sit like this, my knickers will show.... 

Beulah, who was used to delicate quilt ladies, produced a giant safety pin from her pocket and they pinned the dress tight over Alice’s legs so it wouldn’t blow up in the air.

Alice Isobella grabbed her straw hat (silly girl it can’t fly off it’s under the helmet) with one hand, had her bags crooked in her elbow and held on to her new friend with her other hand.





All of sudden they were off, “Vroom”, past the post office, past the grocery store, through the school yard, down the little grey lane where Mrs Needlesome lives and out into the country side....

Alice began to relax, she opened her eyes and was enjoying the wind in her curls.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Quilt Police





So there she was.


Behind bars.


IN JAIL !!!!!


Now I'm not too sure if you know, but there are "Quilt Police" in the Quilting business.


They have been around for a long time.... mostly they are very, very annoying.


Mostly they very strict.


Mostly they are crabby.


Mostly they just are - Ghostly Mostly.


But, I'm happy to say, that on this very occasion they were.......


Mostly helpers.


When they found out about Alice Isabella, they realised that she didn't really do anything really bad.. 


I mean, what do you think?


So the chief of the Quilt Police, 'Generous Germaine' (I think her other name is Greer) put in a call to the "batting babes" another group of famous quilters... and they dropped everything they were doing and raced to the home of Generous Germaine to an urgent  meeting.

Their faces were flushed, their bosoms heaved in exertion and they were all a little flustered... they're not used to moving so quickly, but this was an urgent case.

They  sat at a big round table. The room was dark except for a low light in the centre of the room... the ladies huddled, jiggled and talked in quiet tones as they hatched their escape plan.


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The 'long arm' of the law

The Policeman looked down at his feet.


No doubt about it..... this was the pin culprit.


Alice shook in her black boots, her hair 'winkling' even more than before.


"Madam, do you know what damage you have done" he said in a 'gruffly' voice.?


Alice was too scared to answer. She just shook.


I mean this was the little lady who was too scared to come out from behind the pot plant... now she was being arrested.


The Policeman looked down at her from a policeman height.


He said "Eight pigeons have reported pins in the their toes. 






Six ladies have punctures in the tyres of their motor carts and 20 ladies have pins in their 'quilting crocs, we're arresting you for 'pinfull damage'"


Oh, my goodness... what will happen to Alice, will she go to jail?


Do they have a jail for quilters.?