Tilly has the answer....!!!

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I think that this might be worse than "Silver Bells" however, I will give it a go and see what happens.

Alice Isabella enjoyed herself on the farm, but she did have a few adventures...

One night we visited the Dairy. Alice Isabella took no notice of me when I told her to put on her little rubber  boots. (she has some that look like green frogs with big eyes)
..But NO, she wanted to wear her dainty fairy shoes she bought the day before....


It was cold and wet in the dairy and the floor was sloshed with unmentionables....(Pooh) actually. 
Big round plops of cow p....h.... 


Alice danced around like a princess saying "OOH Pooh, OOh Pooh" and waving her princes arms in the air, suddenly she slipped and fell flat on her bottom in the pooh.....


3 of the "lovely ladies" who worked in the dairy fished her out with a big hook that they used to push the cows into place.... they hung her up to dry in the rafters and she wasn't very happy....


But do you know what...?


She stopped singing Silver Bells. I think that's amazing.