The 'long arm' of the law

The Policeman looked down at his feet.


No doubt about it..... this was the pin culprit.


Alice shook in her black boots, her hair 'winkling' even more than before.


"Madam, do you know what damage you have done" he said in a 'gruffly' voice.?


Alice was too scared to answer. She just shook.


I mean this was the little lady who was too scared to come out from behind the pot plant... now she was being arrested.


The Policeman looked down at her from a policeman height.


He said "Eight pigeons have reported pins in the their toes. 

Six ladies have punctures in the tyres of their motor carts and 20 ladies have pins in their 'quilting crocs, we're arresting you for 'pinfull damage'"


Oh, my goodness... what will happen to Alice, will she go to jail?


Do they have a jail for quilters.?